my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like 
(Source: tridant, via an-abundanceofryanns)
welcometothesoundofprettyodd:
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
I’LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
(via captainamericass)
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve:
Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor:
I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint:
I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce:
They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony:
Hi, I'm tony stark.
“I woke up this morning and saw all these things about me being cast in The Hunger Games, I was kind of curious for a second. So I called my agent. [My agent] was like ‘no one’s going to offer you that part.’ I was like, thanks for the reassurance.’”
– Robert Pattinson on rumors about being cast as Finnick Odair (
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(Source: mikbeth, via captainamericass)